Hide & Seek
Fonny ‘bowls’ Captain Cool
The Y12 aircraft hired to Fonny and company for the Koggala rally had
more than the maximum limit of 15 persons. But Fonny insisted that he
needs a comfortable ‘double’ and the organisers decided to drop one of
his bodyguards to settle the issue.
An angry Fonny said he cannot make it without the bodyguard who was
to be dropped from the tour party. Then he perused the list of
passengers on board and pointed out Captain Cool’s name. “Even if he
makes the trip for the rally, he talks only for three minutes. It is not
worth wasting a seat on such a person. He has joined us because he had
no place in his party. If he is really keen, let him come by car,” Fonny
said.
Rescue operation
A ship from Uncle Sam’s country is anchored in international waters
near Sri Lanka to rescue Fonny after Tuesday’s defeat. Fearing that he
will have to face the consequences for the greatest betrayal and would
be court-martialled, Fonny has already ‘booked’ accommodation at a
leading foreign mission in Colombo on election night.
Foreign survey
A team of Western deep-low-mats held a closed door meeting with
Ra-Blue to share intelligence reports they had gathered through various
methods. Not a single survey had indicated victory for Fonny. But
Ra-Blue asked the deep-low-mats not to publicise the results as it would
have a negative impact on their campaign. “That is why we met you with
the results,” one deep-low-mat told Ra-Blue.
Political aspirations
Even before election date, the Opposition alliance had been hit by a
serious power struggle. While Soome-1-sa claims that they should have
Anura Prince as the Pee Em, the Greens insist that they would not settle
for anybody other than Ra-Blue. It seems that Fonny would play his own
card by getting his namesake to judge. Fortunately, for the nation, all
would end up in the losing camp.
Future plans
Ra-Blue had called his inner circle members Sa-Rock, Vaj-Abey and
Ah-Killer to discus future plans. “Obviously some seniors would conspire
to sack me after the defeat and try to bring the General or someone
else. Don’t let that happen. You must insist that it was the General who
has lost and that it is he who must quit. Tell the seniors that I would
have polled more votes than this man had I contested,” Ra-Blue told his
blue-eyed boys. |
