The world's clumsiest charm offensive took place last week
The Rajpal Abeynayake Column
Anton Balasingham's grovel can now safely qualify to be made a new
event at the Olympic games. He does it almost every four years, and
every time, he tries to better his previous best.
Balasingham told an Indian news channel that he deeply regrets the
Rajiv Gandhi assassination, which was a historical tragedy, and as if to
monumentally underscore the sincerity of his apology, he appealed to
India to 'involve' (sic) in the Sri Lankan peace process, for which
India had been detached "since the killing of Rajiv Gandhi." The Indians
reacted as if they had been spat in the face by a ghoul. Never has so
much egg been splattered on anybody's face for the sake of trying to
grovel before so many millions, in such a few seconds.
Balasingham and his ilk are now screaming into the ear of every
available reporter that the Indian news channel had edited him to take
his remarks out of context, but this appears to be the laboratory case
of future reference for an apology, which had worse consequences than
the dreaded deed itself.
"Deep regret" is not itself an apology say some. But, to see the
contours of a grovel, one necessarily needs to view it in the
perspective of events, and when the dots are commented, viola, we have
here not a mere grovel but a clear and simple sucking up with a gigantic
sucking sound to match. Anton Balasingham sounds like a mans who needs
to answer a call of nature but hasn't been able to find a bathroom.
He needs relief so urgently - that he forgets that there is no need
to keep up a charade, for there is in this world, something called
transparency. The man who has got to go, got to go, but he might stand
on one heel, beat it like Michael Jackson, contort his face,
bend-double, until the nearest loo becomes available. He then goes into
it, and comes back as if he just got showered with manna from heaven.
But then he may turn around nonchalantly to his friends who have been
waiting outside the toilet door, and tell them that he would have
certainly appreciated a few more public facilities around the place.
Hs friends who saw that war dance a couple of minutes ago would
probably exchange glances at each other and end up with a collective
smirk on their faces.
They know exactly what happened, and the exact nature of the
embarrassment that makes it difficult for their mightily relieved friend
to explain the exact nature of his embarrassment. Anton Balasingham may
have said that he deeply regrets the monumental historical blunder of
the Rajiv Gandhi assassination, but anybody who knows the most
elementary thing about ongoing events knows that this was as grovels go,
one of the most snivelling in recently recorded history.
It's snivelling because it comes as an entreaty to help, and its an
apology that's not more explicit precisely because the deed being
apologised for was so dastardly that the apologist is very sure that his
apology will not be entertained.
But, he thinks it is worth a try anyway, which is why it comes as a
deep expression of regret, which means that the tendering of the apology
comes in a way that can save some face for himself, when the reaction to
the apology is of revulsion. That's why it's so snivelling. That's why
it is so transparent.
But even by the standards of a snivel, this elicited a response than
hit the apologist on the face like a jackhammer. India collectively
recoiled, precisely because the apology was so snivelling, and so
expedient. Here is the LTTE being bombed and banned, looking for some
new source of succour, and Anton Balasigham had to say "we deeply regret
the monumental blunder" while also saying that 'India should involve in
the peace process.'' His hide was so thick in making that apology Anton
Stanislaus Balasingham may be soon be taken for a protected species -
the wild boar - which is in marked contrast to the dangerous predatory
and banned species he in fact belongs to, the berserk Tiger.
Given all of this, what concerns me more is not the pathetic nature
of the snivel, but the quantity of the brass that could have brought it
on. Ten years from now, when the siblings of the dead children of
Kebbilithigolewa are grown and married men, Anton Balasingham will
probably say that the LTTE regrets the monumental historical tragedy of
the Kebbilithigolewa killings.
When only the monuments remain to remind the nation of the late
Appapillai Amirthalingam, the late Sam Thambimuttu and the late Gamini
Dissanayake, Anton Balasingham will probably say twelve years from now
that he regrets the monumental historical tragedy of all these killings.
So with the Central bank dead.
When the mothers and fathers of child soldiers killed in the LTTE's
combat operations are turning geriatric and unstable due to the passage
of years, Anton Balasingham - or his successor, whoever that may be -
may probably say that he regrets the monumental tragedy of all the lives
of LTTE children that were lost in the LTTE's attacks against the state.
The only thing that will be monumental about all of these statements is
the monumental audacity of the LTTE, and its monumental ability to
overestimate its standing among the nations and organisations of this
world. Last week's apology to India is almost like saying, Prabhakaran
is equivalent to god, that he has the right to take life and therefore
all of god's children should accept, with time, all their tragedies as
their kismet.
What the apology in fact does is to underline the LTTe's crassness
and its madness. Now, the LTTE has not just injured but also insulted
India. Its so boorish - this apology - that to re-use the analogy of the
pisser, it is as if the man who wanted to urinate did it all over his
host's table, and then claimed that it was a matter of urgency.
The host might have yet forgiven the urinator - had he not tried to
insist that his act was in fact right, even though he seeks absurdly and
regularly to be excused for it. No wonder India is pissed off.
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