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CASE OF THE TALKING 3-WHEELS
In case you think you have seen better ones, elsewhere in the world,
let me tell you, you have not.
by Aditha Dissanayake
Stuck in heavy traffic on the way to office every morning, the small
hand on your watch ticking furiously past eight-thirty, do you worry
yourself to death about being late yet again? Follow me and no worries
from now on.
Engross yourself in this great past-time; scrutinize the
three-wheelers around you. Reading, pondering, analyzing the minds of
the drivers who cram their inner psyche into the space above the number
plate at the back of their vehicles, you will find yourself thrilled,
disgusted, tickled, so much so that by the time you reach the office
you'd hardly notice you had clocked in twenty minutes late - yet again.
Most three-wheelers have messages that are bound to annoy, reassure
or entertain you. Is this art? Or is this junk? Judge for yourself.
Wednesday morning. At the Maradana traffic lights - the first to
catch the eye says "Day and night service". Next comes "Super Racing
Fox" followed by 'Nobody perfect in the world" (somebody has scratched
off the s). A lapse of three minutes. "Hard Target cruises past living
up to its name while a second later another, courteously crawls by,
claiming Sri Lankawa buduge deshayai.
It takes all but thirty minutes to note the following; copied from
popular lyrics - Yanawanam yanna mang arang (if you are going, take me
with you), Duras wannata me lesin aida apa hamuwune (why did we have to
meet if we are to part like this?) Sithin vitharak pem karannam (My love
for you is platonic), Kawadda aye enne hamuwanna ma ithin (when will you
come to see me again?) and Waradak kalath hithakin nowe (Sorry, I didn't
mean it).
Among the other slogans you might spot within a day are secular ones
like Mahansiyen hammbakaralai meka gaththe (I bought this with hard
earned money) and the practical Gatthe amaruwen vaddanna epa,
punchi-apita nadda idak? As well as the philosophical Irisiyawa
vinasayata mulai (jealousy causes harm) Ape nai apata kotai,
sathutuweyalla iirshyawa athaharapalla.
Some drivers use this space to flaunt their affection for their
families- the favourite being Amma often written with the adjective sudu
or ratharan. Jeevithaya Mal, Amma innakal (Life is great till your
mother lives), as well as Amma ratharan nam thaththa piththalada?. One
that hit the nail on the head however, aptly describing the journeys
made in these no-seat-belt-cans-on-wheels is Maruwa samagai vase... (I
live with death).
But the most memorable is the three-wheeler with a huge safety pin
stuck to its back. Why? The driver, a cynic to the core of his being
says the pin (katuwa)symbolizes all womenkind. (Hama ganima katuwak).
But of course, the best ones are those that evoke laughter - "Don't
kiss me", Atha Hitha Nandammage - (Everything's from my mother-in-law)
and Dura yanna yanna obe suwanda lung una!
That's it. This ought to do it. In case you are not hooked already
remember the mantra is, keep reading. Clever, hopeful, funny, down right
mean or plain stupid, the canopy at the back of three-wheelers, are
bound to provide great entertainment when you need it the most - stuck
in heavy traffic.
Chances are one of the first inscriptions you read will be Ivaseemen
sanaseema labe.
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