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Sun Karu back in action

Sun Karu is back in business after 18 of his colleagues crossed over. Now he does the round with Deep Low Mats to publicise him and his leader at the Un-United party doing the bulk of the work. Meanwhile, a little bird from a bank that is Central whispered that there has been a USD three million foreign transaction in favour of Sun Karu. From where? Your guess would be as good as mine.

Attana Baba's dream

Attana Baba had a dream, something which he often experiences during day time, but this time about women. He was admiring the beauty of Sigiriya frescoes. Attana Baba's telephone disturbed his spicy dream. "Are you sleeping... are you sleeping AB boy... AB boy....." the caller said. But he misunderstood and thought it to be a death threat. He ran to make a complaint to a TV station, then to a law enforcing station.

Royal class

There had been a Royal class meeting. The Royal twins from the Un-united party met Wedding Sam and Attana Baba to analyse whether their fortunes would take them to a Royal palace. They even planned to meet Deep Low Mats to put pressure. But the blue (eyed) boys were thrown out as their leader played the trump in style. "Disce Aut Discede," an onlooker whispered. Yes, learn or depart!

VAT from Leading from Behind

The man at the Miss Leading from Behind has now paid Rs. 2 million out of huge sums they owe as VAT dues. He has now begged, asking for a further grace period to pay another portion of the huge sums that he has not paid. But the shameless guy at the Miss Leading from Behind continues to mind others' business - his inborn talent.

 

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