Language Tips
Excuse Me, Parlez-Vous...?
by Robert Isenberg
So you've stepped off the plane, passed through customs, and there
you are: Smack in the middle of Tokyo's Narita Airport. Everyone is
speaking Japanese. The bright, colourful signs are splayed with kanji
and hiragana writing.
Unfortunately, the only Japanese word you know is "sushi," and you
can't even read that one. You have to check into the hotel by six
o'clock, and everybody is moving so fast, and you can't even find a
simple exit sign, and everybody's looking at you, and the whole
conference is going to be a disaster, and?
So you take a breath, you step up to a friendly-looking guy in a
suit, and, reading from your phrase book, you say: "Uh, konichi-wa...uh...anay-tah-wah...ay-go...oh...hana-shee...ma-soo...?"
And the guy just looks at you, like: What the heck did you just say?
Even though nothing is more difficult, more aggravating, than trying
to puzzle out a foreign language learning one can be fun and rewarding,
opening all sorts of cultural doors.
And if you travel broadly, you'll likely get stuck somewhere,
butchering foreign phrases and getting weird looks. This is never easy
and it's sometimes humiliating or dangerous but it's an inevitable fact
of the traveller's life. Here are a few suggestions for bushwhacking
into an exotic tongue.
Learn some phrases beforehand
No matter what the teach-yourself guides say, nobody's going to learn
French overnight much less Japanese or Swahili. So unless you're a
language genius or you've booked your flight way in advance, give up the
dream. Instead, memorize basic high-priority phrases.
Learn some greetings (hello, thank you, goodbye), emergency phrases
(help, hospital), and, if you have time, the number system.
Also make sure you know the name of your destination Russians don't
call their capital Moscow, nor do Austrians call their homeland Austria
Keep a pocket phrase-book with you at all times, just in case. And above
all, always know how to ask for the restroom. At some point, your
bladder will appreciate it.
Try an audio course
Boring as they can be, audio courses can save you a lot of grief.
Every phrasebook contains a pronunciation guide in the first few pages,
but some languages can be very inconsistent (English being the prime
offender of its own rules).
If you want to tell a Welshman "congratulations" in his native
tongue, you'll have to puzzle out the word "Llongyfarchiadau." If you
ask a Slovakian how to find a music store, you'll have to stumble
through this: "Kde je obchod s hudobninami?"
Pronunciation guides are helpful, but it's much better to hear the
words spoken. And these days, it's easy: People used to lug around a
bulky booklet of tapes, but now you can purchase audio guides on CD,
purchase a computer course on CD-ROM or download lessons on MP3.
So while others are playing Gnarls Barkley on their iPods while
riding the bus home from work, you can be practising your Norwegian. |