Memory Lane

Hi Hi Sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We will start from where we stopped last week. We have never ending tales from Trincomalee, well I might not be too wrong if I say instead of love in Bangkok, we had love in Trincomalee. Anyway we were blessed enough to hear loads of experiences of our security forces, of course not all the serious stuff but humorous stuff as well.

For instance cadets of the SL Navy go through real funny stuff there. We personally know one officer who despised work so much that he would pad lock the door to his room in the quarters to make it appear that he's out, go around, jump through the window and sleep.

He got caught a few times and was punished. But according to one of his friends that's not all the funny and wacky ordeals he had to face. Nobody in the Navy is supposed to say 'Yes Sir' instead it's 'Ai ai Sir'. When ever a senior officer gives you an order you have to say 'Ai ai Sir.' But this particular young cadet didn't know much about Navy vernacular.

He overheard this while he was standing in line and when an officer gave him an order he saluted and shouted, pretty loud and proud at that, 'Hi hi Sir'. He was yet again punished. But we all had a great laugh listening to this hilarious story.

The next hilarious story we could recall is that, after our long hard second days work we went back to 'Hotel Club Oceanic'. As soon as we entered the room we were surprised to see that our beds were decorated with flower petals which read 'sweet dreams', but what made us laugh our lungs out was that our night dresses were neatly folded in to erotic shapes.

Though we laughed seeing it we simply did not like the idea. Anyhow who ever did it, we were sure, was very creative but would much appreciate it if they knew where to draw the line. Coz some other guests might not like it either.

So keep your fingers crossed for more interesting, mind-bogglingly hilarious stories from Memory Lane, until next week Merry Christmas!