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45 things a man wants from a woman

What men do not like in women, what they would like to change, if they had will and possibility? What amendments they would submit for consideration, if God created a woman anew? Think, you know everything very well? Could you name 45 things men would like a woman to do without reflecting?

See the list that follows (just read one after another!), and note to yourself, whether all points are noted in it. So, we will consider 45 "you should" through eyes of men.

1. A woman should cease being a female and become a PERSON.

2. She should discontinue struggling with me, as it is useless: I am all the same stronger. But if she wins, I will become a henpecked, which is worse for both of us.

3. A woman should learn to listen to me, instead of pretending she is listening.

And, it is necessary to HEAR, instead of simply listening. It is better to listen to words and try to understand their sense and what stands up for them, instead of dull reacting to my tone and intonation.

4. A woman should not accuse me of anything. It destroys my SPIRIT, and I feel rejected and unloved.

5. A woman should take care of me. If she does not wash, iron, clean, cook, I can do it on my own, but when she will show me her care in this case?

6. A woman should rejoice to the fact that a man paid attention to her.

Millions of women are deprived of it. It leads to their depression, masturbation, Sapphism and other substitutes of normal human relations between sexes.

7. When we get acquainted, a woman should not pay attention to external aspects: whether I've got money, whether I drive a car, whether I'm tall, whether I'm a banker or beggar, whether I've got a bald head, whether I snore at night and what is my passport age.

8. A woman should get acquainted with me if, at least, she likes me.

9. A woman should not detain me through months, without allowing to touch her body, behaving as if she is still a girl being forty years old.

10. A woman should take care of her own protection . Having become pregnant, she should not shift all responsibility on me and threaten to commit suicide.

11. A woman should combine a loving mother, passionate true mistress and remarkable mistress in herself.

12. A woman should not kill my time, acquainting me with her relatives without my desire and starting reorganisation of my apartment without my consent.

13. It is better, if a woman lives separately, and we will love each other on distance, and meet, when we both want.

14. A woman should not take my things without demand, and if she took, she should put them on the same place.

15. A woman should cook not the dishes she thinks I would like, but which my stomach can accept.

16. A woman should not look like a stuffed animal at home. She should be always in beautiful and graceful clothes.

17. A woman should watch her figure and face always. If she does not do it, she is doomed to stay alone.

18. A woman should not aspire to win me in a professional sphere (competition in postgraduate study, on a post, etc.). Having won here, she, finally, will lose at home, in a family.

19. A woman should not keep linen for several days (having presoaked it), forcing me to inhale a disgusting smell.

20. A woman should not take away money from me, as without money and knowing the prices, I will gradually arrive at the idea that they are not necessary to me.

21. A woman should not lie to me.

22. If a woman grew fond of other man, she should disclose it to me.

23. If a woman stopped loving me, she should tell me about it at once.

24. A woman should not cheat on me, i.e. sleep with other man or woman.

25. A woman should not shout, offend and humiliate me and my human advantage.

26. A woman should not use me in her mercantile purposes, pretending that she loves me, while actually, she achieves any material or moral benefits from me.

27. When we quarrel... She should better not quarrel with me.

28. A woman should not buy me for money, as in this case I will feel a prostitute, and, finally, she will lose.

29. A woman should struggle for equality, instead of capturing all completeness of power.

30. A woman should not force me doing what I do not want.

31. A woman should have professional interests and a hobby, not to feel bored in life.

32. Our relations should be constructed on the basis of sincerity, honesty and mutual respect to each other.

33. If a woman cannot understand me , she at least should try to do it.

34. A woman should not command me to correspond to her expectations.

35. A woman should work over herself and develop as a person. Only in this case she can become a PERSON.

36. A woman should not behave as if a man is obliged to do everything for her.

37. A woman should not think she has all rights on me, if I have slept with her.

38. If a woman is my chief, she should not give out her representations (often dull) about professional activity in an ultimate authority, and consider me an idiot.

39. A woman should be able to play erotic games and tempt me gracefully, preparing for sex.

40. A woman should not demand love demonstration from me, as then I should become insincere and false.

41. A woman should not pretend to be a touchy person, as I can simply be engaged with another one.

42. A woman should not demand me sleeping with her, when I do not want it.

43. A woman should learn to understand what a man wants.

44. A woman should not aspire to chain me in wedding rings.

45. A woman should praise me, encourage and inspire me on feats.

Well, how do you like such a list? And wish to learn, what I think of all this? And the most important thing that a woman should remember, is that she SHOULD DO NOTHING to ANYBODY. Also men should thank the nature women have to endure ruptures, test bitterness of losses (whoever that spoke, a woman always endures it painfully and with more difficulty, suffer monthly, bear a child, i.e. to carry out the major role, namely to be the continuer of a human race!

And a man is obliged to appreciate us for this major role, to love, respect and care! And we thus will not make a list of 45 "he should", being limited only to the aforementioned. Because we, women, are urged to be merciful and fair, and never require too much. Therefore, dear men, love us and care us, we need nothing more!

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