An Arabian tale:
Kassim the miser
The events of this story
are believed to have taken place in Baghdad during the
regime of King Schahriah. |
There was an old chemist named Kassim who had distanced himself from
his neighbours merely on account of his miserly and unsociable traits.
This rich but stingy man always treated his neighbours with contempt and
became the center of disdain and mockery by those around him. While he
was strolling on the street, people used to pass indirect remarks about
his wealth concealed under the floor of his house with no use
whatsoever, for himself nor for any other. He seemed to consider it
absurd to "waste" money on new cloths and soap and he was typically seen
in ragged clothing with an unbearable stench. He busied himself
stitching up the holes in his worn -out clothes and mending his twenty
year old pair of shoes. The shoes had no look of shoes all but Kassim
still wore them and his neighbours poked fun at his buffoonery
shoes!Kassim used to have a bath only once in every year! One day he
left his terrible old shoes on the doorstep of the bathroom and went
inside with his attendants. It had become entirely a nightmarish
experience for the attendants to wash the miser with soap, remove the
dirt applying hard brushes and smear. His body with aromatic oils to
make him fresh and clean again.
Meanwhile, another man was preparing to go for the baths. Therefore
he took off his shoes to leave them on the step but on seeing Kassim's
horrible shoes he cried out to a servant and said. "You scare away
everybody if you leave Kassim's shoes here. Pick them up with a long
stick and put them somewhere." When Kassim came out of the baths, he got
enraptured to sight the other man's shoes and was driven in to exclaim,
"The God has looked on me. These are the ideal type of shoes that I've
always wished for. How amazing! This definitely is the God's own answer
to my prayers."The sudden disappearance of shoes astounded the other man
when he came out of the baths, but he quickly sensed the chemist's
flagrant act of taking away his shoes. He smelt Kassims shoes in the
dark corner and unhesitatingly made for the chemist's shop with the
tattered shoes in his hand.
"Come
out, you spoilt rogue! Give my shoes back!" roared the man unable to
keep his anger suppressed. Kassim's self respect and image were plunged
into a dire straits by the man's reproachful wording and the chemist had
to bribe him some money to keep the matter hushed up.
"Now take back your horrible shoes. Next time I'll go to the police"
Threatened the man. This funny episode filled Kassim with such a
humiliation, shame and irrepressible anger that he impulsively hurled
the old shoes over his garden walls on the street. The shoe scanned to
hit an old woman on the head, making her fall up side down on the stony
road. The fall had dashed her brains out - which made her family to
shout "Murder!" and run to the police weeping. The police arrived on the
scene for an investigation which later proved that the shoes were those
worn by Kassim. Immediately the miser was taken prisoner by the police
who took him before the judge.The judge, together with the executioner,
commanded, "Make your choice right now. You must pay the old hag's
family or die. Decide!" As the legal authorities pressured him to pay
20,000 gold pieces to free himself from the crime of murder, he decided
to pay the cost and get rid of the "shoes" for good. He threw them into
the river. Kassim's shoes in the river not only killed the fish that bit
at them, but also got caught in a fisherman's net. The fisherman was
overjoyed to see his net going down with weight. So he pulled the net
with all his might.The weighty shoes had torn the net and all the fish
had escaped! He inspected the shoes to establish their ownership.
"Aha. Kassim's shoes! He will rightly pay for this" he grumbled. Then
the heavily built fisherman ran to Kassim's shop to threaten him into
balancing the bad effect of loss of fish. The fisherman threw the shoes
on the glass shelves of the shop from which glass bottles fell broken on
the floor. "Your shoes tore my net." The brawny fisherman lifted the
chemist with one huge hand and shook him like a rat.
After Kassim had wiped the blood off his face, he made his final
resolve to dump his disastrous shoes in the garden. While he was busy
burying the shoes some inquisitive people were keeping him under secret
observation because they smacked of something suspicious. "Kassim is
burying treasure". At once the news of treasure flew around the area and
in no time Kassim found himself surrounded by a mob who insisted that
they wanted to see the treasure supposedly being buried by him. There's
no valuables under this. Only my shoes are there!" Kassim replied. Yet
the dubious crowd were persistent in their belief and finally Kassim had
to pay everyone a gold coin to make them disperse.
Kassim felt as if he were being driven to madness. He frantically
scurried to judge's mansion with his shoes and made this serious appeal,
"Please send my shoes to prison from now on, I have no shoes. Kassim
doesn't own any shoes. Mark this in your report. But if these shoes kill
or hurt anybody, don't come to me since they aren't mine any longer." |