Ra-Blue happy
Ra-Blue was overjoyed when he heard about the Tiger air attack last
week. He jumped out of bed and rang Lucky Milk-Fall. "Lucky, it seems
that we are not that unlucky. The 'boys' have done it again and that
will slow down the military offensive. Take this campaign forward and
plan an effective media campaign to suit us," Ra-Blue said.
Budget and Kili
Ra-Blue had called his media goons, along with the Milk-Fall for a
special meeting. "We have to exert pressure. If we can delay the forces
capturing Kili until the third reading of the budget, we could keep our
chances alive. We hope at least the weather gods would help us to delay
the offensive," Milk-Fall told the leader.
Playing games
It was bad luck for My-Lick who tried to parachute his boy Immy to
the rugby team. He played his cards and sacked even selectors with the
Japang type. Raw-Hun's new selectors hurriedly brought Immy into the
team but Big-House removed the boy before the final ratification. A
dejected My-Lick ordered Raw-Han, the Abey in cone, and his men to
resign.
Warning!
Ran-jeet Middle-Bandara has given the Elephant leader a good telling
off for the latter's shameless statement on the Security Forces. "At
least at this late stage, we must stop criticising the Government's role
in eradicating terrorism. People are with the Forces and we must not
talk ill of the offensive and deviate from the people's wish" the
Middle-Bandara warned Ra-Blue.
Milk-Fall's firing
Atta-Leader ate his own words at the Elephant Party's WoC meeting as
Milk-Fall was piqued that the deputy Village-Pola mayorship was not
offered to a Muslim, as promised by the previous party Sec. "You have no
backbone. Be straight and fulfill the obligations as previous Party
Secretaries," Milk-Fall fired at Atta-Leader.
Hunting Democrats
The Elephant Party Democrats are planning another surprise for
Ra-Blue, who is sending message after message seeking an early meeting
with his former deputy Kaa-Rue. But the Democrats have said that they
still have faith in MR and do not wish to return to Ra-Blue's sinking
ship. |