Ra-Blue happy

Ra-Blue was overjoyed when he heard about the Tiger air attack last week. He jumped out of bed and rang Lucky Milk-Fall. "Lucky, it seems that we are not that unlucky. The 'boys' have done it again and that will slow down the military offensive. Take this campaign forward and plan an effective media campaign to suit us," Ra-Blue said.

Budget and Kili

Ra-Blue had called his media goons, along with the Milk-Fall for a special meeting. "We have to exert pressure. If we can delay the forces capturing Kili until the third reading of the budget, we could keep our chances alive. We hope at least the weather gods would help us to delay the offensive," Milk-Fall told the leader.

Playing games

It was bad luck for My-Lick who tried to parachute his boy Immy to the rugby team. He played his cards and sacked even selectors with the Japang type. Raw-Hun's new selectors hurriedly brought Immy into the team but Big-House removed the boy before the final ratification. A dejected My-Lick ordered Raw-Han, the Abey in cone, and his men to resign.

Warning!

Ran-jeet Middle-Bandara has given the Elephant leader a good telling off for the latter's shameless statement on the Security Forces. "At least at this late stage, we must stop criticising the Government's role in eradicating terrorism. People are with the Forces and we must not talk ill of the offensive and deviate from the people's wish" the Middle-Bandara warned Ra-Blue.

Milk-Fall's firing

Atta-Leader ate his own words at the Elephant Party's WoC meeting as Milk-Fall was piqued that the deputy Village-Pola mayorship was not offered to a Muslim, as promised by the previous party Sec. "You have no backbone. Be straight and fulfill the obligations as previous Party Secretaries," Milk-Fall fired at Atta-Leader.

Hunting Democrats

The Elephant Party Democrats are planning another surprise for Ra-Blue, who is sending message after message seeking an early meeting with his former deputy Kaa-Rue. But the Democrats have said that they still have faith in MR and do not wish to return to Ra-Blue's sinking ship.