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Car-Beer's loyalty

Car-Beer Harsh-im made a big hue and cry on the economic policies of the governing types and Bud-Jet proposals. But when MR came to the House of Diyawanna to present the 2009 Bud-Jet, Harsh-im was charmed. He stood close to MR in every discussion during the break and showed extreme loyalty. Beware Greens!


Ra-Blue's fantasy

Ra-Blue is brushing up his knowledge in arithmetic as he is making another desperate attempt to win the 'numbers game' at the Bud-Jet voting. But the party intelligence reports flowing to the Lane that is Fifth are not impressive. Ra-Blue has now added Tiger-proxy Tee-En-Ae and Bell Party votes to his side and continues to live in a world of his own fantasy.


Shattered dreams

Two days ago, Ra-Blue rang Soome, the One-sa to find out how the red vote would swing during the Bud-Jet. When Soo-me said they are planning to oppose, Ra-Blue looked jubilant. "But that does not mean we are supporting you either. We are still with the President to eradicate terrorism. Don't count our votes into your lot," Soome shattered Ra-Blue's dreams.


Enough cash

Retired Big Lady summoned her staff to find out whether any of her confidants had contributed to the begging bowl to raise funds to pay the Rs. 3 million fine imposed by the Supreme Place for the fishy Edging deal at Water's. On hearing that no one had contributed, the Retired Big Lady in a rage said that she does not need any sympathy and has enough cash to fit the bill. True enough!


Lavish spending

A rugby selector Picture-Singhe, appointed by Big-House to be the sole selector during the Taipei tour, has demanded first class flying with five-star accommodation. Even the Rugby Union chief prefers the economy class on his official overseas travel to save funds but Big-House has agreed to Picture-Singhe's request, wasting valuable public funds.


Bud-Jet and reforms

The Green Party rebels are planning to throw their weight during the Bud-Jet season. They have told the leader in no uncertain terms that the Elephant Party must bring reforms before the Third Reading of the Bud-Jet and that Ra-Blue could not fool them any more. If Ra-Blue fails to introduce reforms, Johnny Boy and his team may abstain for voting.

 

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