 
Essay
The English teacher told all the students in the class to write an
essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Udurawana
He has written. "Due To Rain, No Match !!!"
The wash basin
Udurawana goes to a hotel in Colombo and eats heartily.
After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin
instead.
The manager comes running and asks him,
"Sir, what are you doing?"
Udurawana replies, "Read this board here, it says 'Wash Basin'".
In brief
Udurawana is appearing for his final examination at the university.
He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper
for five minutes and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off
and throws them out of the window. He then removes his shirt and throws
it away as well, followed by his pants, socks and watch.
The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
"I am only following the instructions here," he says,
"It says here; 'Answer the following questions in brief'"
Press
On a political rally Udurawana was arrested.
Why???
A woman journalist was walking with a badge with the word "PRESS" on
it and he did it.
English exam
Udurawana finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked
him how he did. He replied "Exam was okay, but for the past tense of
THINK, I thought, thought, and thought, at last I wrote THUNK!!!"
Foreigner
After returning from a foreign trip, Udurawana asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Udurawana: In London a lady asked me "Are you a foreigner?"
Letter to his son
Udurawana was writing something very slowly.
A friend came and asked:
"Why are you writing so slowly?"
Udurawana replies:
"I'm writing to my 6 year old son... he can't read very fast."
100 letter word
Manager asked Udurawana at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Udurawana replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. |
