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Sunday, 25 October 2009





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Milk-Fall's mission

Lucky Milk-Fall, on the instructions of his leader, has approached heads of at least four leading Western countries in Colombo to withdraw Jee Es Pee Plus facility to Sri Lanka from the Union that is European. Milk-Fall has submitted a documentary to influence those countries and project a gloomy picture on the subject of human rights.

Common candidate

The Elephant Party inner circle, of happy and gay guys, has unanimously decided that Ra-Blue should be their candidate for next Prez election.

Despite numerous talks on a candidate that is common for the Opposition, it is Ra-Blue who will contest ultimately. Though Ra-Blue has lost last two Prez polls, the greens will keep this a secret to shield the leader.

Es Bee's challenge

Es Bee has told the Elephant Party seniors that he will stand in as the common candidate if Ra-Blue is reluctant to come. "We should not drag outsiders. Give me a chance and I will show the art of winning," he told the committee that is central. But Wedding Sam is adamant that the party should get an outside popular figure.

Mah-Know warns

Mah-Know Gun wants to leave the joint Opposition even before it is formed. An angry Mah-Know rang Ra-Blue last week and warned him not to drag any military figures into politics. "If you are scared to lose for third time and get such a person to avoid the polls, we will withdraw from the alliance." Mah-Know put the record straight.

Raj's beneficiaries

Several senior Opposition politicians have been in the funding list of controversial business tycoon Ram Raj, who was arrested in the You Es for a stock exchange scam. Apart from Sun Kind-Leader who had got USD three million, four other Opposition Em Pees, including Doc Jaj Jay, have obtained finances from Raj from time to time.



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