Prayer of a woman
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
Q. Why do little boys whine?
A. They are practising to be men.
Q. How do you keep your husband from reading your E-mail ?
A. Rename the E-Mail folder 'Instruction Manuals'
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