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Empty-handed

Fonny went to India to ascertain how the stars were treating him. But the astrologer had said that the retired General is now experiencing an unfavourable period with the movement of Saturn. After a futile attempt to meet the Indian leaders, Fonny returned home empty-handed.

Johnny's demand

Johnny boy is in touch with many Elephant Party Em Pees and organisers who insist that the party should field its own candidate. They held their first meeting yesterday and unanimously decided to ignore Ra-Blue's 'order' to support Fonny and demand that the party leadership field a candidate of their own for the Prez election.

Youthful Ra-Blue

Ra-Blue, who is evading the Prez election, spends more time with his happy and gay boys. After much publicity about a website for the party's youth wing, Ra-Blue apparently launched a personal site for his buddy boy Ah-Killer. A youthful leader eh!

Common goal

Six Green Em Pees are openly campaigning against Fonny. Asked why they don't follow Ra-Blue's 'orders', an Em Pee from the Gem City said they are following the leader. "Our leader is working behind the scene to assure the General's defeat. We too are doing that, but openly," the Em Pee said.

Poor English

Ra-Blue appointed Cotton-Fort last week to coordinate the party work at the Kotha that is Siri. Saying that Atta-Leader's knowledge of English is poor and is incompetent in carrying out his functions as the Gen Sec, Ra-Blue introduced Cotton-Fort as the first step to eliminate poor Atta-Leader.

Ageing beauty

Ra-Blue has asked Raw-See, the ageing beauty, to take over the women's wing of the party - the Wanitha that is Lak, bypassing the old hand Ginger-tha of the Branch-Korala family. "Ignore her and take over the women's wing. You could do better," Ra-Blue told Raw-See.

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