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European tour

Ra-Blue has returned after a 'successful' tour of Europe, similar to his previous such visits to disrupt recent humanitarian operations. "Last time you spoke ill of the General and told us his mistakes. Now, you sing a different song and ask us to support the same man. What a joke!," a disgusted Lankan expatriate in Germany had told the Green leader.

Sa-jeet's appointment

The battle is on for the Elephant Party's national organiser post. Sa-jeet, the love slave, got his men to put up a poster with his self appointment.

But later he told the media that he would never canvass for the post. Green seniors who oppose Sa-jeet are now proposing to abolish the post.

Ladies bout

The 'ladies bout' in the Elephant Party is on as aging beauty Raw-See takes on Ginger-tha Branch-Korala for the leadership of the party's women's wing.

The Wanitha that is Lak was originally under Ginger-tha but Ra-Blue 'imported' Raw-See from nowhere.

Regaining Sri Lanka

Soome the one-sa faced an expected situation at a recent party meeting when some members questioned whether the Bell Party is going to accept the green policy titled 'Regaining Sri Lanka'. Soome changed the topic when a Bell Boy said that Fonny has already accepted to include 'Regaining Sri Lanka' in his manifesto.

Funny promise

Fonny showed his ignorance when he pledged an unrealistic pay hike of Rs.

10,000/- each. Sun Kind-Leader was the first to react at a party meeting that Fonny, who is contesting with their support, should not make such unrealistic promises which could put the party in trouble.

Blue-eyed boy

Kind-Siri has big hopes on Elephant Party's district leadership in the Rock city. But Ra-Blue favours his blue-eyed boy Ah-Killar. As an initial move, Ra-Blue has asked Cha-Flower Sen-Red, a friend of Ah-Killar to lead so that the district leadership could be transferred smoothly later. A dejected Kind-Siri is getting ready for a new move.