Pilot
Once in Brazil a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in
the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough
to understand our language and reply. The officials went to see the
monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.
 Officer: "When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "Tying their belts"
Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"
Monkey: "Saying Hello! Good morning!"
Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Checking the system"
Officer: "What were you doing?"
Monkey: "Looking for my people"
Officer: "After 20' minutes what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "Having beverages and snacks"
Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"
Monkey: "Serving the travelers"
Officer: "What were the Pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Handling the steering"
Officer: "What were you doing?"
Monkey: "Eating throwing"
Officer: "After 40 minutes what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "Some were sleeping and some were reading"
Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"
Monkey: "Make up"
Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Handling the steering"
Officer: "What were you doing?"
Monkey: "Nothing"
Officer: "Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "All were sleeping"
Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Handling the air hostess"
Officer: What were you doing?
Monkey: Handling the steering!!!!
No more Questions!!!
Teachers and Students Special
 Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhi was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhi was four years old.
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Question: What is the full form of math?
Answer: Mentally affected teachers
harassing students
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Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him
then what
virtue would I be showing?
Student: BROTHERLY LOVE
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Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture
on the Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Student: No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Student: My mother will not allow me to
go so far!!!
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Teacher: "Can anyone give me an example for 'Coincidence'?"
Johnny: "Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same
time." |
