Man and wife
 “What’s the matter, you look depressed.”
“I’m having trouble with my wife.”
“What happened?” “She said she wasn’t
going to speak to me for 30 days.”
“But that ought to make you happy.”
“It did, but today is the last day.”
A man received a letter from some kidnappers.
The letter said, “If you don’t promise to send
us $100,000, we promise you we will kidnap your wife.”
The poor man wrote back, “ I am afraid I can’t keep my promise but I
hope you will keep yours.”
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