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Clever leader

Ra-Blue was all smiles after disregarding Fonny's call for a common alliance to contest the polls that are general. "You are a clever leader. I never thought we could handle it in such a crafty manner without hurting the General's feelings. You have achieved your objective. My clever leader!" Vaj-Abey complimented Ra-Blue.

Tamil vote

Fearing that he would lose the Tamil votes in Colombo at the election that is general, Sun Kind-Leader had influenced his party leader to omit the name of veteran PC member Ram from the Nomination List of the Elephant Party. An angry Ram would now reveal more secrets about the man who plundered Saa-tho-sa.

Requests accommodated

Ra-Blue was extremely accommodating when it came to requests from his blue-eyed boys Saa-Rock and Ah-Killer in preparing Nomination Lists for the Matara and Kurunegala districts. Several eligible regional leaders have been denied nominations as they had vehemently opposed the happy and gay activities.

Ah-Know-Mah's dream

Ah-Know-Mah had been influenced by a Bell Boy to contest from the Galle district while her husband contests from Colombo. Knowing the true nature of her spouse, Ah-Know-Mah got the Bell Boy to obtain her hubby's consent. But a furious Fonny has said that he would teach her a good lesson if she enters politics.

Captain Fool

Captain Cool looked an utter fool after deciding to contest via the Bell Party's alliance, which is doubtful of securing even a couple of seats from the Colombo district. "I have no option. I can't go back to the es-el-ef-pee or contest under the you-en-pee. Hence, I was obliged to contest with the trophy," Captain Fool told one of his confidants.

Soome's target

Soome-1-sa seemed somewhat happy that he had got Fonny to contest from Colombo under their symbol. Soome-1-sa told the politburo that the presence of Fonny may help the party to attract more votes. "If we can poll at least 400,000 votes islandwide, it would be more than enough at present," he said.

 

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