LIMERICKS
by Siripathy Jayamaha
Sepala and Somy expected quins
Were pleased with three adorable set of twins
Named one Cecil Sudath Peter
The other Amare Repeater
The first of the next set was called Max
The brother of Max named Elimax
The first born of the last set was Lance
Since last event while on transit the sixth was named Ambulance!
A magnetic attraction to any reception hall
T’was for the wedding cake and the mouth watering buffet call
Enjoyed a coconut oil laced, bite at the Kaludodol stall
Better half decreed, a full test for cholesterol
Alas! Now all goodies taboo a kill joy wife, just praying for the
eternal call
As always, Sam looked to the right
Then diligently to the left
Nothing on the road, stepped briskly onto the road, Sam the good soul
Sam disappeared
Had fallen into an open manhole!
The man had fainted on the slippery road way
Call a doctor, call the police, give him some water, all seem to say
Shall I give him some ‘hot stuff’ from my bottle, I pray?
You are insane, never such stuff to a person when he on a side walk
lay
“Will all of you shut up, and allow the good man to give
A sip from the life giving bottle I say!”
Joke Kit
by Asheeka Zahra
Judge : “And is it a fact that you stole oranges from that
departmental store?”
Defendant :- “Yes, My lord, I took them by mistake”
Judge:- “How is that?”
Defendant:- “I thought they were fresh.”
Roshan:- “Last week a little dust got into my wife’s eyes and she had
to go to the doctor. It costs me hundred rupees.”
Thilaka:- “Well, that’s nothing. A saree got in my wife’s eye and it
costs me two hundred!”
What’s a typical modern world?
Where men are men and women are women!
Teacher:- “We are here in this world to help others.”
Student:- “But, Sir why are the others here then?” |
