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Media-proof advice

Atta-Leader was deeply perturbed over the allegations by Ran-House Banda who said that the party did not come to his rescue in crisis situations. “You need not panic about what he has told the media. Take me, for example, whatever said and done, I am still in the saddle. Like bullet-proof vehicles, we have to be media-proof,” Ra-Blue told his Secretary that is General.

Ra-Blue’s warning

An irate Ra-Blue, having heard about the Elephant Party’s Bala-Board meeting in Galle, reprimanded Vaj-Abey for organising such events without his approval. Young TV presenter turned Em Pee Mah-Noo-Sha and Ga-Yanta Karoo too were severely warned by the party leadership for saying unwarranted things.

Fonny ‘unmarketable’

Soome the One-Sa has told Anura Prince to exert more pressure on the governing types by exploiting war crimes allegations levelled by certain international organisations. “We can’t market this retired General any more. He won’t get any sympathy hereafter. We must project another political agenda to be in the limelight,” he told a closed-door politburo meeting.

Three-cornered tussle

Sa-Jeet the Love-Slave continues to day dream that he would secure the party leadership but Ra-Blue is assured of victory even if there is a secret vote. Even those who supported Sa-Jeet initially are now divided into different camps as Kind-Siri and Sun Kind-Leader too are strengthening their teams. This would eventually help Ra-Blue to win effortlessly.