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Serenading to win votes

Ga-money Victory-Wickrema took on his Rock-city rival Kind-Siri at the Elephant Party reforms committee meeting. "There is no point in working hard for the party. People won't give credit to it and vote for us. You must appear on a TV channel and sing a song to secure votes," he told the meeting, referring to Kind-Siri's appearances on a variety show as a judge.

Ra-Blue reprimands bigwigs

Ra-Blue has reprimanded his party's bigwigs and asked them not to speak in public about party reforms that are now being discussed. He has asked Atta-Leader to closely monitor media reports and submit the names of those who violate the order. Is this another plan of Ra-Blue to trap seniors who challenge his leadership?

A file for Sa-Jeet

Sa-Jeet, the Love-Slave, is under fire as the party leadership is making every effort to trap him. His public statements that the party's future leadership would go to Hambantota has irked Ra-Blue who has now opened a new file to collect irregular activities of Sa-Jeet from the days his father was the Prez.

Fool and Cool

Captain Fool held a one on one meeting with a senior politician in a bid to get him back to his old home. Captain Fool has said that he could not brook the Jay-Vee-Pee nonsense any more and that Fonny had become a puppet of the Bell Boys. Hence Captain Fool said he would go back to his old politics and lead a cool life. Hey Captain Cool again!