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by Siripathy JAYAMAHA
[Maximus Sexhauer]
A person entered an office. "Excuse me is there a Maximus Sexhauer in
your office?" "Maximus Sexhauer, we don't even have tea break!" said the
receptionist forlornly.
[Teacher]
Teacher in a science class on human physiology. "When women reach a
certain age they are unable to have children. They call it menopause. It
is confined only to women." "Teacher, then why is it called 'menopause'?
why didn't they call it 'womenopause'?" asked a inquisitive student.
[Wearing White]
"Mother, why is it that brides wear white?" asked Kusuma. "Well,"
said her mother. "It is their very happy day. White signifies charm,
simplicity and above all purity." "That's beautiful" said Kusuma. "But
Amma, then why is in that bridegrooms wear black"?
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