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One Shot 'crucified'

Kind-Siri came down hard on celluloid hero, One Shot, who defended Ra-Blue's leadership. "The 4.7 million people who voted for us have been crucified by our shaky leadership. We keep losing continuously but those who ask us not to crucify the party leader don't seem to understand the bitter truth," Kind-Siri insinuated at a function in Galle.

Love-Slave rejected

Sa-Jeet, the Love-Slave has decided to suspend his match for leadership temporarily following the poor response he received from the Elephant Party's Em Pees, Provincial Councillors, Municipal Councillors and Pradeshiya Sabha members. Though over 95 elected Green representatives at different levels had been invited for a secret meeting, only three turned up.

Bell Boys thrown out

The Bell Boys who are struggling to strengthen their membership among undergraduates, went to the North on the pretext of improving relations between the Sinhalese and Tamil communities. Knowing only too well the motives of the tour, the undergraduates from the Jaffna Uni chased Soome and his an-thare gang.

Two-third majority imminent

At least nine Green Em Pees are only too willing to join the governing types at any given moment. But the Blue heavyweights have put it on hold to strike at the opportune time. At the very first opportunity for voting, the governing types are all set for a convincing two-third majority.