 Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son
praying: “God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa.”
The father didnt quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was
praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a
heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a
coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.
The next night, he heard his son praying again: “God bless Mommy and
Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma.”
The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure
enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart
attack.
Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son’s door
the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: “God bless
Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy.”
Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and
went to the doctor’s early the next day to make sure his health was
fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She
said, “Thank God you’re here! we could really use your help! We found
the milkman dead on our porch this morning!”
No wides
In the same match a lot of wides were being bowled, but it was
obvious that the umpire didn’t know that anything was wrong.
After a particularly wide delivery, the exasperated batsman said,
“Surely that was a wide!”
The umpire nodded sagely. “Arr”, he said, “I don’t think I ever saw
one wider!” |
