Governing types fly high

The governing types are well set to secure the highest ever majority at Wednesday's vote for the reforms that are constitutional. With more Greens deserting their leader, the governing types are well set to secure over 160 votes. "Perhaps our leader too may vote in favour of the amendments," a dejected Green Em Pee from Galle said.

Soo-me takes on Ra-Blue

Soo-me the One-sa told scribes at a conference that is press that the Elephant Party leadership is not trustworthy. The ageing Bell Party leader said Ra-Blue could do nothing but hold press conferences to hang onto the leadership. He claimed that several Green backbenchers are going to support the Bellboys.

Luck demands democracy within party

Lucky Sene urged Ra-Blue to restore democracy within the party before the leader talks about democracy in the country. He said the Green leader has no moral right to oppose reforms that are constitutional as the executive presidency is the brainchild of the Elephant Party.

Big Lady's day dreams

Retired Big Lady called Wedding Sam to gather inside info and the views of the Greens on the reforms that are constitutional. "It's good for you, you too could contest in 2017," Sam said. But the Big Lady jokingly asked from which party she could give nominations. "May be from the Greens, if not, as an independent candidate," Sam replied.