Selection deals for the Cup
Although Cotton-House did not deserve a place in the team for the Cup
that is World, Ara and Company struck a deal - join 'our' club which is
En-double-See. Accordingly, Cotton-House's name was included in the
final 15. A 'selecting man' Running Jeet has finalised another 'club
deal' with lanky master no-baller Deal-Hara who is set to cross over to
the adjoining club.
Saa-Jeet rejects Atta-Leader's offer
Atta-Leader sent a messenger to Saa-Jeet, the Love-Slave, pleading
for a place in the reformists' camp to do a 'U' turn at the eleventh
hour. But Love-Slave has said that there is a full house and no room for
late comers, except Ra-Blue.
Funding for Love-Slave
Love-Slave is making an attempt to mislead the clergy and woo support
from remote temples under his 'sun lighting' campaign. "Don't bother
about where the funds came from," he said. "There is plenty in
Love-Slave's safe, all generated by his father when he was the Prez," a
little bird whispered.
Whisky Madam is back
The Retired Big Lady was in her usual exuberant mood, dancing to a
catchy melody at a wedding last week at a Colombo five-star hotel. She
declared that Ka-Roo is the only man who could resurrect the Greens as
well as the Opposition. Some onlookers recalled the days when she was at
the helm, enjoying a few glasses of the Label that is Black.