Selection deals for the Cup

Although Cotton-House did not deserve a place in the team for the Cup that is World, Ara and Company struck a deal - join 'our' club which is En-double-See. Accordingly, Cotton-House's name was included in the final 15. A 'selecting man' Running Jeet has finalised another 'club deal' with lanky master no-baller Deal-Hara who is set to cross over to the adjoining club.

Saa-Jeet rejects Atta-Leader's offer

Atta-Leader sent a messenger to Saa-Jeet, the Love-Slave, pleading for a place in the reformists' camp to do a 'U' turn at the eleventh hour. But Love-Slave has said that there is a full house and no room for late comers, except Ra-Blue.

Funding for Love-Slave

Love-Slave is making an attempt to mislead the clergy and woo support from remote temples under his 'sun lighting' campaign. "Don't bother about where the funds came from," he said. "There is plenty in Love-Slave's safe, all generated by his father when he was the Prez," a little bird whispered.

Whisky Madam is back

The Retired Big Lady was in her usual exuberant mood, dancing to a catchy melody at a wedding last week at a Colombo five-star hotel. She declared that Ka-Roo is the only man who could resurrect the Greens as well as the Opposition. Some onlookers recalled the days when she was at the helm, enjoying a few glasses of the Label that is Black.