Ra-Blue dances for big hits

Ra-Blue has tarnished his country's image again; this time at the Asian Parliamentarians' sessions in Colombo. The Reformists say that Ra-Blue is "Dancing down the track for big hits" to project himself as a fearless leader to retain his position.

Five-star democracy

That's not all! Ra-Blue plans to fly to Brussels for another sinister campaign against the motherland. He is getting ready to distort facts and woo sympathy for disgraced Fonny at a meeting that is for Democrats. The masses still recall the 'five-star democracy' which prevailed during the 1977-1993 You En Pee regime.

TN funds Love-Slave

Saa-Jeet, the Love-Slave has completed a fruitful round of talks with several Tamil Nadu Opposition politicians who had pledged to fund his campaign in the North and the East. These politicians are pumping money with a different motive and Love-Slave has accepted the offer as he could find more cash for his leadership struggle.

Soo-me's strategy for LG polls

Soo-me, the One-sa has asked the Bell Boys to lodge as many complaints as possible to project a gloomy picture on election violence. "It's hard for us to make any impact. If we lodge as many complaints as possible, we could tell the people later that the LG polls were not free and fair," Soo-me told a closed-door politburo meeting.