Love-Slave’s strategy for leadership

Sa-jeet, the Love-Slave, held a one on one meeting with a close buddy who had been funding him behind the scenes. “My strategy is simple, break the party into three so that the leadership would come to me on a platter while the leader and Karoo settle their own scores,” Love-Slave unveiled his plan to the businessman who had pumped in millions of rupees on his temple renovation projects.

Buddi-Car takes on Sam

Buddi-Car gatecrashed a meeting organised by Wedding-Sam for Matara regional leaders from the Elephant Party. The TV presenter turned politician, better known as Soosthata Puncha in the Green circles, was infuriated since Sam had not invited him for the meeting. It turned out to be a near free for all Ra-Blue’s loyalists and the Reformists.

Greens battle for Mayoral candidacy

Ra-Blue is keeping his cool without jumping to conclusions for the forthcoming final leg of the LG polls. Wedding Sam is keen on promoting the cry lady Ah-Know-Mah while the Reformists prefer the ageing beauty Raw-Sea as the Green’s Mayoral candidate for Colombo. However, there are indications that the Green leader would ignore both and field a parachuted guy.

Soo-me’s proposal shot down

The Bell Boys, having realised their true potential at the recent LG polls, are planning to skip the final leg of the polls scheduled for October. Fearing that his leadership too would be challenged after a further erosion in the Jay Vee Pee vote base, Soo-me the One-sa said that they should skip the forthcoming poll alleging that elections are not free and fair. Nevertheless, the majority politburo members have objected to it.