Fonny shatters Ah-Know-Mah's dreams

Fonny has warned his better half Ah-Know-Mah against having any hopes of entering politics. "What's all this talk that you are going to be a Mayoral candidate for Colombo? Don't entertain any such hopes even during my absence," he severely reprimanded Ah-Know-Mah. Following Fonny's outburst, Ah-Know-Mah promptly issued a statement that she would not contest.

Green Op leaders reject Love-Slave

Saa-jeet, the Love-Slave who 'summoned' Green Provincial Councillors for an 'unofficial' meeting to lobby against Ra-Blue, failed to attract even a single You-En-Pee PC leader. Opposition leaders of all Provincial Councils from the You-En-Pee, boycotted Sa-jeet's meeting at the Club that is Eighty on Friday.

Poor attendance at 'rebel' meeting

Shameless Ka-Roo, who once crossed over to the Governing types in his lust for a ministerial post, attended Friday's meeting with high hopes. However, the meeting attracted less than one-third of Green PC members. Most of those who turned up for the meeting felt it was an official You-En-Pee meeting. Ka-Roo, who is now day-dreaming of becoming the leader of the Elephant Party, little knows that Love-Slave is attempting to 'use' him as a scapegoat.

Greens reject Bell Boys call

Knowing only too well that their vote base would be further eroded at the final leg of the LG polls, the Bell Boys last week attempted to field common candidates for certain bodies including the Colombo Municipal Council. "No way! We experienced much bitterness at the last presidential elections," said Atta-Leader and poor Anura Prince returned empty-handed.