Boss's jokes

The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and told some jokes he had picked up to his staff. Everybody laughed uproariously except one girl.

“What’s the matter?” grumbled the boss. “Haven’t you got a sense of humour?” “I don’t have to laugh,” she replied. “I’m leaving on Friday.”

Salary increase

One employee told his boss, “Sir, I got married recently and please Increase my salary,” The boss replied, “The company cannot compensate for accidents that happened outside the company.”

The friend asks, 'How so?'

“My hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and both of these together are putting me into a deep depression!

Hot Shot

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man coming to the outer office.

Wishing to appear as a hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend that he had got an important business deal and said he needs to finalise it soon because of the heavy work he has.

Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, “Can I help you?” The man said, “Yeah, I’ve come to activate your phone lines.”