Do or die battle for ageing beauty

Raw-See, the ageing beauty and Buddi-Car, the Soothara Puncha, are in hot water following their involvement in the Green Reformists' protest near the Hall that is Town. Moves are under way to expel Green Empees - Raw-See, Buddi-Car, Sena-Lion and Gun-Mountain who had conspired against the leader. However, Raw-See has vowed that the expulsion could be made only over her dead body.

Love-Slave's double standards

Even the few hundred supporters of the Reformists group are furious over the manner in which Saa-Jeet, the Love-Slave, let them down at last week's rebel protest. Though Love-Slave promised to return with Ka-Roo after attending the Woc Com meeting, he only sent a message asking the protesters to disperse. Infuriated protesters openly criticised Love-Slave's double standards.

Reformists eat humble pie

There was a heated argument between Kind-Siri and Love-Slave over their acceptance of the Woc Com of the Elephant Party. Though Love-Slave said that the Woc Com was unlawful and illegal at the Reformists' protest, he surprisingly attended the Woc Com meeting the same evening and fell in line. Kind-Siri later reprimanded Love-Slave for his unethical and betrayal act.

Big Lady instructs Wedding Sam

The Retired Big Lady continued to indulge in some spy work for the Elephant Party, despite her public statement last week that she would never join the You En Pee. She had instructed Wedding Sam on how the latter should strengthen his 'mud web' with concocted stories against the governing types.