Stockbroker frog

Two women were walking through the woods when a frog said: “Help me, ladies! I am a stockbroker who, through an evil witch’s curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I’ll return to my former state!” One woman took her purse, grabbed the frog, and stuffed it inside her purse. The other woman, aghast, screamed, “Didn’t you hear him? If you kiss him, he’ll turn into a stockbroker!” The second woman replied, “Sure, but these days a talking frog is worth more than a stockbroker!”

Frank business.....

Orders Boss: Did you get any orders today?

Salesman: Yes, I got two!

Boss: Congratulations! What were they?

Salesman: “Get out!” and “Stay out!”

Laugh it off!

A man joined an office. His boss told a few boring jokes but to his surprise, all his colleagues laughed.

After coming from the cabin, he spoke to a colleague and asked him as to why they were laughing at these useless jokes. He replied, “If you don’t laugh, he will think that we have not understood the joke and repeat the same joke again and again!” - funnyjokes4me

Elephant House wins Gold at the NCE Awards

Managing Director, DSI Samson Group of Companies (Principal Sponsor of the NCE Awards) D.K. Rajapaksa presents the trophy to - Head of Frozen Confectionery, Elephant House, Neil Samarasinghe and Head of Beverages, Elephant House, Chandima Perera, Financial Controller, Sirio Ltd, Christopher George is also present.