One evening a man drove his secretary home after she had worked late
at the office and wasn't feeling well enough to drive herself. Although
this was an innocent gesture, he decided not to mention it to his wife,
who tended to get jealous easily.
Later that night the man and his wife were driving to a restaurant.
Suddenly he looked down and spotted a high-heeled shoe half hidden under
the passenger seat. Not wanting to be noticed, he waited until his wife
was looking out of her window before he scooped up the shoe and tossed
it out of the car. With a sigh of relief, he pulled into therestaurant
parking lot. That's when he noticed his wife squirming around in her
seat. "Honey," she asked, "have you seen my other shoe?"
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.
"I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the
man. "Toshow you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50
partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every
day and learn the operations." The son-in-law interrupted, "I hate
factories. I can't stand the noise." "I see," replied the father-in-law.
"Well then you'll work in the office and take charge of some of the
operations." "I hate office work," said the son-in-law. "I can't stand
being stuck behind a desk all day." "Wait a minute," said the
father-in-law. "I just made you a half owner of a profitable
corporation, but you don't like factories and won't work in an office.
What am I going to do with you?" "Easy," said the young man. "Buy me