Overjoyed Ra-Blue forgets Maha Sangha

Ra-Blue made yet another blunder at his joint May Day rally in Jaffna with the LTTE goons. Overjoyed by Tiger proxy Tea-En-Ae supporters' cheering, something he can't command even from his party men in the South, Ra-Blue even failed to address the Maha Sangha before his speech began!

Country first and country fifth

Ra-Blue again danced to the tune of the LTTE rump, this time at the You-En-Pee-Tee-En-Ae joint May Day rally in Jaffna. Some Tiger sympathisers, their faces partially covered with caps, displayed the LTTE flag time and again. But Ra-Blue and Atta-Leader cared less, proving Flowery Wee's statement that the country takes fifth place for the Greens.

Disciplinary action against four Green MPs

Kind-Siri, Ka-Roo the Victory-suriya, Gingerly-Tha and Buddi-Car, the Soosthara Puncha will be on the mat soon for disobeying the Green leader and attending the Premadasa commemoration. Ra-Blue was perturbed by their decision to skip the party's official May Day rally in Jaffna and join hands with Saa-jeet, the Love-Slave. Ra-Blue is set to initiate action against them at the next Woc Com meeting.

Lull Kanth defends Bell Boys' poor show

The Bell Boys met at their party headquarters to assess their success at the May Day. Soo-me, the One-sa was infuriated that they could not attract the number of supporters anticipated. Nayaka Sahodaraya, don't forget that there are two breakaway groups who have robbed more than half our strength," Lull-Kanth said in defending the party's unimpressive performance.