Wedding Sam cooks up stories with Tea-Run

Politically bankrupt Wedding Sam met Tea-Run Potato to draw up a new strategy. Sam induced Tea-Run to publish a concocted story in his rag sheet called motherland that there is an ongoing operation to topple the governing types as several Em Pees would join the Opposition. His cooked up story was ultimately 'planted' as the lead story in today's edition.

Orders to sideline Love-Slave

Ra-Blue has ordered the chief whip that is Opposition to scrap the speeches of Saa-jeet the Love-Slave at the House of Diyawanna so that he could be cut down to size. Accordingly, Love-Slave was not given an opportunity to speak at the human rights debate while Sun Kind-Leader and Ah-Jeet Pera had been allocated slots from the Opposition.

Files for four Green rebels opened

Ra-Blue has opened individual files against the four Green Em Pees who flouted his orders and attended the Premadasa commemoration, skipping the party's official May Day rally in Jaffna. Separate files have been opened for Ka-Roo, Buddi-Car, Kind Siri and Gingerly-Tha at the Kotha that is Siri so that Ra-Blue could checkmate them at any time!

Shady officials eat humble pie

Shady officials who made athletics a business demanded a secret vote at the recent elections that is track and field. They had received perks from various parties, which had been throwing money like nobody's business, assuring votes. However, sporty New-Gamage was smart enough and played clean, following the constitution by a show of hand. All deals went for a six and the right men were eventually elected.