Fruitful week for Sand-Amuna

It was a busy but hectic and fruitful week for Sand-Amuna. Two brief news conferences and television voice cuts had helped him earn a staggering sum of money for his En-Gee-Oh. In the guise of transparency, the black-cloaked En-Gee-Oh agent had sold the country's image to earn bundles of Euros and Dollars.

Bell Boys secure lucrative deal

The Bell Party secured a lucrative deal last week, purely on one condition - that their PSC member Vee-jee the Hera should step down by Friday. Accordingly, Vee-jee withdrew on Friday and hey presto remittances poured in from Paris and London. Perhaps, the Bell Boys were unaware that the funding was from the Tiger rump!

Lady sets precedent

The Judge that is Chief showed that she was unable to defend herself against the serious allegations but kept mum and walked out of the proceedings. One wonders whether she would permit an accused to get away in like manner when she heads the bench that is super. Now that she has set a precedent, there might be some smart fellows attempting to follow in the lady's footsteps.

Love-Slave's days are numbered

Saa-jeet, the Love-Slave's days as the deputy leader in the Elephant Party are numbered. Ra-Blue, having consolidated his position for six more years, is all set to eliminate the Reformists one after another. The initial step would be to bring Love-Slave down to earth. Sun Kind-Leader is tipped to succeed Love-Slave as the deputy leader.