Cricket candidates disqualified

All three nominations for the presidency of the country’s richest sports governing body will be rejected on different grounds. The AGM will be held on schedule to elect office-bearers for other posts. Fresh nominations would be called for the top seat and a special general meeting will be held next month to elect a new cricket chief.

BR enlightens Ra-Blue

Ra-Blue, in a desperate bit to resurrect the Elephant Party under his tottering leadership has proposed that the Governing types sign an MoU with him so that he could go to Geneva to speak on behalf of Sri Lanka. But little did he realise that he was bargaining to protect his country until BR enlightened him.

Big Lady’s mis-fortune

Retired Big Lady consulted an astrologer to see her chances of reentering politics. “Madam, you had a huge opportunity, to protect the country, its people and develop it, but you didn’t make use of it. Please don’t get offended but I don’t see even the slightest chance for you to make a comeback,” he said as the Lady turned red.

Bell Boys mum

“What is our stance on the Mattala airport?” Lull-Kanth asked Soo-Me, the One-Sa. “It is far better if we don’t say anything at this point. Obviously, we have to criticise but in this instance, it could boomerang on us if we go against the tide,” Soo-me said.