Soo-me takes on Lull-kanth

Soo-me, the One-Sa, has severely reprimanded Lull-Kanth for admitting what the Bell Boys had done during the 1988/89 terror. "What the hell did you do? I am the only surviving senior in that lot and I will be answerable. You'll were nowhere in the picture and could go scot free whereas I will be behind bars in my old age. Perhaps, this could be a plot to oust me from the party leadership," Soo-me told his politburo last week.

Ah-know-mah brings Fonny down to earth

Fonny was in a belligerent mood on Wednesday night, saying that his party could easily form a government in the near future. But it was none other than Ah-know-mah, his better half, who woke up Fonny from his political fantasy. "Remember, all the supporters were not ours though they carried a torch each, our political symbol. Most of them were You-En-Peers and Jay-Vee-Peers," she said, much to Fonny's chagrin.

Love-Slave conspires with Reformists

Ra-Blue's kindergarten conduct during Wednesday's protest, at which he chided one of his bodyguards for injuring his toe, was the talking point when the Green reformists held a closed door meeting on Friday night. "These are the things that we should bring into sharp focus. We must gradually kill his image. I know you guys can't support me openly but what you do behind the scene is more than enough," Love-Slave had told his confidants.

Unsuccessful approach by Big Lady

Retired Big Lady has been unsuccessful in her attempts to approach some of the backbenchers among the governing types. "It is better to remain a backbencher under Mahinda than becoming a minister under you," one of the Em Pees had told the Big Lady when she approached him with the blessings of Wedding Sam.