Big Lady invades sanctuary

Retired Big Lady continues to poke her fingers in extraneous matters. She stormed into the Horagolla sanctuary last week with her elder sister Su-Eyes and 'barked' at wildlife officials in her usual arrogant style, accusing them of accommodating unauthorised species and making the sanctuary a safe haven for lovers.

Sam's goons play havoc

Wedding Sam masterminded another attack on the Green reformists, even going to the extent of attacking bhikkhus. While Ra-Blue and Atta leader watched Sam's 'adventures' from the Sirikotha balcony, a shocked Ka-Roo took refuge in the shrine room. Kind Village-House sought cheap popularity by showing that he was a peace maker.

Love-Slave's dream meeting

Saa-jeet, the Love-Slave is making a desperate attempt to show that he has better international relations than Ra-Blue. Though the Elephant Party boycotted the summit that is Common wealth, Love-Slave wrote to many visiting foreign VVIPs to seek appointments. But he got a solitary one with a foreign sec with a Union jack. Love-Slave pleaded with media heads to publish his precious picture.

Soo-me under fire

At least two senior Bell Boys have accused Soo-me, the One-Sa for not exploiting the opportunity to strengthen global relations through the wealth that is common. Lull-Lanth was the bitterest critic of the Bell Boys' policy, saying that they would look like frogs in a well after their boycott of the summit.