Editors beg Ra-Blue and Big Lady

Editors of two bankrupt Sinhala newspapers met the Retired Big Lady and Ra-Blue to seek financial assistance to keep their rag sheets going. The editors had given a firm assurance to shield Ra-Blue from his party reformists and help the Big Lady to return to active politics. The duo has found a few businessmen to help the editors with the begging bowls.

Ka-Roo's secret pilgrimage

Ka-Roo, the Victory-Sun, went on a secret trip to the kovil that is Munneeswaran. He did not give any details of his trip to the Green stalwarts. He had gone there to fulfill a vow, as he has advanced a step towards fulfilling his dream of becoming the leader of the Elephant Party.

Ra-Blue apologises to shield Kind-Leader

A tense situation arose at the United Front meeting at Nalandaramaya last week after Sun Kind-Leader's identified small political parties as three-wheel parties. An irate Mana-May-Indra took Kind-leader head on and bombarded him with loads of accusations. A visibly shaken Kind-Leader breathed a sigh of relief after Ra-Blue and Hema-Prince tendered an apology to neutralise the Sihala Heritage leader.

Soo-me goes for European attire

Soo-me, the One-sa, attended the Korean celebrations on Thursday, clad in typical European attire with a red tie. Though several politicians were in national dress, Soo-me went for the European style although his Bell Party makes a song and dance over Western conspiracies.