Ra-Blue sets record at Massachusetts

The Green leader and his understudy set new world records as the worst crowd pullers. Ra-Blue's much publicised lecture at the Massachusetts Uni attracted only five participants. Hence, the organisers, who had previously booked a large auditorium, hurriedly converted it into a panel discussion, much to Ra-Blue's discomfiture.

Gem Wije compelled to abandon protest march

On the same day, Ra-Blue's relative Gem Wije, who is being groomed to succeed him as the Green leader, had the shock of his life after attracting just 14 supporters for a protest march in Bibile. A few motorcycles and a vehicle, not more than 14 people compelled the Greens' youth wing leader to abandon the march halfway, following a warning from a senior leadership Council member.

Fonny promotes his better half

Ah-know-mah, Fonny's better half, plans to contest the next Prez election if her hubby is unable to contest without civic rights. However, none of the party seniors is in favour of the move to field Ah-know-mah as the Prez candidate from the Husband and Wife party. "Where is our democracy?" they had questioned in one voice despite Fonny turning aggressive.

Retired Big Lady spurned by all

The retired Big Lady is overjoyed over the recent political developments and is hoping to get appointments with those who made wild statements. Having failed to meet Fonny and Anura Prince, she has now sought one on one meetings with a few Tamil and Muslim leaders. Knowing her true nature and lust for power only too well, even her old confidants in the Gampaha district are evading her.