Love-Slave adopts new strategy

Saa-jeet, the Love-Slave has abandoned his idea of grabbing the Green ticket for the Prez election.

Knowing only too well that he would get nowhere in the Prez race with MR, Love-Slave would let Ra-Blue run in the race where the Greens are guaranteed of losing.

Love-Slave plans to exploit Ra-Blues inevitable defeat to grab the Green leadership.

Fonny turns to Some-Bun-Done

Fonny has made a unilateral declaration that he is the most suitable common Opposition candidate for the next Prez poll.

The problem is that Fonny has no takers. With the Greens and the Bell Boys spurning his leadership, Fonny has now sought an appointment with Some-Bun-Done.

Bell Boys to meet Tea-En-Ae again

Fonny is not the only Opposition political leader who is going after the former Tiger proxy party.

The Bell Boys will soon have their second round of talks with the Tea-En-Ae to reach an understanding before the next Prez election.

However, the Tamil leaders who had been remote-controlled by Prabha, had said that any discussion should be under the Tea-En-Ae's principles.

Lady proposed as common candidate

The lady who heads Uncle Sam's mission here is trying to bite more than she could chew, making frequent calls to schools and other strategic places and pumping money to the association of black-cloaked men.

Considering the manner in which she shows an extraordinary interest in domestic matters, some have even proposed her name as the Opposition's common candidate.