“Peel away the layers of laughter with these very ‘ap-peel-ing’ fruit
Q. How do you make a strawberry shake?
A. Put it in the freezer.
Q. What is a vampire's favourite fruit?
A. A neck-tarine!
Q. How do you fix a broken tomato?
A. Tomato paste!
Q. What school subject is the fruitiest?
A. History – because it is full of dates!
Q. What fruit teases you a lot?
A. A Bana..na..na..na..na!
Q. What kind of apple has a short temper?
A. A crab apple.
Q. What happens to grapes when you step on them?
A. They wine!
Q. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
A. With a pumpkin patch!
Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A. Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Q. Why was the tomato blushing?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing.