Fruity Jokes

“Peel away the layers of laughter with these very ‘ap-peel-ing’ fruit jokes!”

Q. How do you make a strawberry shake?
A. Put it in the freezer.

Q. What is a vampire's favourite fruit?
A. A neck-tarine!

Q. How do you fix a broken tomato?
A. Tomato paste!

Q. What school subject is the fruitiest?
A. History – because it is full of dates!

Q. What fruit teases you a lot?
A. A Bana..na..na..na..na!

Q. What kind of apple has a short temper?
A. A crab apple.

Q. What happens to grapes when you step on them?
A. They wine!

Q. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
A. With a pumpkin patch!

Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A. Because it wasn’t peeling well.

Q. Why was the tomato blushing?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing.

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