Fun jokes
Q: When should you buy a bird?
A: When it’s going cheep!
Q: Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
A: He wanted to make a long distance caw.
Q: What is green and pecks on trees?
A: Woody the Wood Pickle
Q: There was a rooster sitting on top of a barn. If it laid an
egg, which way would it roll?
A: Roosters don’t lay eggs!
Q: Why did the bird get a ticket?
A: It broke the law of gravity!
Q: What do you call a chicken in the 1960s?
A: A funky chicken
Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be baygulls!
Q: How do you catch a tame bird?
A: The tame way.
Q: How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?
A: With its sparrowchute
Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: Tweetment
Q: Why does a stork stand on one leg?
A: Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one
Q: How did the bubble gum cross the road?
A: On the bottom of the chicken’s foot!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross
the road again?
A: He was a dirty double crosser!
Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
A: Because they don’t know the words
Q: Why did the little bird get into trouble at school?
A: He got caught peeping on a test.
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