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Fun jokes

Q: When should you buy a bird?
A: When it’s going cheep!

Q: Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
A: He wanted to make a long distance caw.

Q: What is green and pecks on trees?
A: Woody the Wood Pickle

Q: There was a rooster sitting on top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?
A: Roosters don’t lay eggs!

Q: Why did the bird get a ticket?
A: It broke the law of gravity!

Q: What do you call a chicken in the 1960s?
A: A funky chicken

Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be baygulls!

Q: How do you catch a tame bird?
A: The tame way.

Q: How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?
A: With its sparrowchute

Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: Tweetment

Q: Why does a stork stand on one leg?
A: Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one

Q: How did the bubble gum cross the road?
A: On the bottom of the chicken’s foot!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?
A: He was a dirty double crosser!

Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
A: Because they don’t know the words

Q: Why did the little bird get into trouble at school?
A: He got caught peeping on a test.

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