Enjoy these JOKES

Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator

Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!

Q: “What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?”
A: “You can't tuna fish.”

Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
A: The lettuce was a “head” and the tomato was trying to “ketchup”!

Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she will let it go.

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.

Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
A: Lawsuits!

Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel.

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?
A: Kitty Perry

Q: What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
A: You're looking sharp.

Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato?
A: Lettuce get together!

Q: What is the most hardworking part of the eye?
A: The pupil

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