Have fun with jokes
Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes
them sneeze!
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Q: Where do mice park their boats?
A: At the hickory dickory
dock.
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Q: Where did the sheep go on
vacation?
A: The baaaahamas
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Q: What do you call a thieving
alligator?
A: A crookodile
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Q: What goes tick-tock, bow-wow,
tick-tock, bow-wow?
A: A watch dog.
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Q: What do you call a cow that eats
your grass?
A: A lawn moo-er.
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Q: What do you call a girl with a
frog on her head?
A: Lilly.
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Q: How does a dog stop a video?
A: He presses the paws
button.
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Q: Why do cows go to New York?
A: To see the moosicals!
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Q: What do you call lending money to
a bison?
A: A buff-a-loan
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Q: What is the snake's favourite
subject?
A: Hiss-story
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Q: What is black, white and red all
over?
A: A sunburnt penguin!
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Q: Why does a dog wag its tail?
A: Because there's no one
else to wag it for him.
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Q: What is a cat's favourite movie?
A: The sound of Mew-sic!
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Q: How do you make a goldfish old?
A: Take away the g!
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