MR & fried chillie

MR was at the 'Wap Wedding' at Vihara-Village on Thursday and was enjoying 'embula' served by village lasses during the lunch break. When he asked a lass to serve a fried chillie, she served four with extra care. But when MR said it's too hot, the lasses told the Prez that he is not hot tempered and a cool but patriotic leader.

Big Lady ignores Clean-Devi

The Retired Big Lady was on her way to York that is New to attend Bill lady's summit. On board close to her was Big Lady's former C-Pack member the Clean-Devi of Wanni. Though Devi went twice up to Big Lady to have a chit chat, an angry Big Lady ignored her former right-hand.

.... but cool with First Lady

But when the Retired Big Lady was on her way back home from the US, she found the Lady who is the first in the Dubai-Colombo sector. But this time, the Retired Big Lady looked humble. When the Lady who comes first went up to the Big Lady to have a word, it turned out to be a friendly meeting.

Sinister move

Ra-Blue and a few of his confidants held a meeting under closed doors. They discussed a strategy to beat the G-ment at next month's budget. One of the main plans is to create a split between the ruling types of the Bell Party. Lucky Milk-Fall and Sun Kind-Leader have been asked to play that role.

Why he keeps mum

Why is Sun Kind-Leader silent over soaring wheat flour prices of Free-Ma and that of bread as a result. That's because he has no moral right as it's the Kind-Leader, when he was a Mi-Nisterial type, signed a pact with Free-Ma, giving an unofficial licence to the company to increase prices. He even fooled his own C-Pack colleagues.

Clever solution

The Elephant Party is in wilderness after declaring that they would give up their original Federal solution. Ra-Blue has instructed his men to play a dual role. They have been asked to talk about a unitary solution at village level meetings while Federal talks would only be confined to diplomatic level. Very clever!