Big-Roof says no!

Big-Roof has said a firm 'no' to the Elephant Party's decision to express no confidence against My-Linda. In two separate meetings with his leaders - Ra-Blue and Atta-Leader, Big-Roof has said he would not vote against his good buddy My-Linda.

Sha-Tree meets MR

Sha-Tree the Khan met MR at the Taj Palace when the Prez went to address the Leadership Summit in Delhi that is New. MR regretted the unfortunate incidents that took place when Sha-Tree came for a concert in Ko-Lambu. Sha-Tree said Lanka is a nice place and would visit the country again with his wife and children.

Ra-Blue disappointed

The big mouthed cardboard heroes in the Elephant Party have been silent after MR threw an open challenge to topple the G-ment during the Budget. A disappointed Ra-Blue has told his closest buddy that Lucky-Milk Fall and Wedding Sam have let him down badly with several d-ropes.

Poor Mis-Leading man

The mis-Leading from behind man is facing an acid test after Gota decided enough is enough. Gota has already sent a letter that demands a staggering Rs. one billion. Poor mis-Leading from behind man will have to wash more clothes.

Uppish Big Lady

The Retired Big Lady is now notorious for her long faces at various public places. Having rejected a chit-chat with Clean-Devi onboard, the uppish Big Lady turned the other way when Min-Esterial type Moon-Sena tried to share a word with her at a funeral house in Wennappuwa.

Sleepless nights

Wedding Sam is spending many sleepless nights, not with his happy and gay lifestyle but thinking of a way out to grab Em Pees from the ruling types. Having promised Ra-Blue to get down 18 and achieved nothing to date, Sam is now planning a new strategy to keep the morale of the fading Ma-Pila team.