Political mileage

Lucky Milk-Fall was a busy man yesterday, looking for a clue to fabricate a story on the accident at Thambutte-Village in which his crossover Em Pee colleague was killed. A dejected Milk-Fall reported to his leader that it was a genuine accident and there is no way that they could take political mileage.

Royal battle

Ra-Blue has opened a special file to trap Saa-Jeet the Love-Slave after the latter endorsed MR's vision of eradicating terrorism. Fearing Saa-Jeet would be a threat to his leadership, Ra-Blue has laid a trap to check make his fellow ex-Royalist.

Rich and poor cricket

The Board that is for cricket, the country's richest sports body one time has gone bankrupt and is running on a massive overdraft. Initial investigations have disclosed that previous 'interims' had spent lavishly on lawyers - over Rs. 7 lakhs per day on several cases. Poor hard earned money of our cricketers!

Usually late lady

The usually late Retired Big Lady was more than one and a half hours behind schedule for Wije-Slave's book launch. When she finally arrived she put the blame on roadblocks for her delay, Pushpa-Prince gave her a gentle reminder - her habit from schooldays.

Nursing Attana Baba

The Retired Big Lady, who spent the Independence Day at a Negombo hotel, has taken over the 'controlling interests' of most of Attana Baba's assets as her bro is ill. Insiders said she forced Attana Baba to put his signature on several blank sheets. The motive would be known soon.

Picture-Lion's HR

Kumar the Picture-Lion is on a low profile these days. The man who played a prominent 'master' role at some funerals with black arm band and satakayas was a notable absentee when the bodies of seven students killed by the LTTE were brought to DSSC. "Don't these children have human rights?" one whispered.