Three Shots

An e-mail message by Doc Jay Jay is doing its rounds these days. It said, "Our Leader is playing his final shots these days. As a result, he has picked One Shot for Sabaragamuwa, Gun Shot for the North Central and the Pk Shot for Wayamba,". Does anyone know who this Pk Shot is - the

Green Leader's latest choice?

Sam's meeting

There was a recent late night meeting at the Ad agency of Wedding Sam's BIL at the Junction with three corners. Disrupting Saa-Arc, slinging mud at the governing types through Sam's happy and gay web and boosting the image of Maa-Pila group were some of the topics discussed. An announcer from Picture-Vahini had been also present.

European flavour

A second-in-command of a union with a European flavour made a deliberate attempt to distort facts and show that Tee-Em-We-Pee still recruits child soldiers. But when the governing types planned to take them to the East to obtain first hand information, the visiting delegation strategically turned down the offer.

National anthem

MR was engrossed in the proceedings of the Indian Parliament the other day. When he noticed that they play the Indian national anthem at the end of the Parliamentary proceedings, he promptly called Speaking Big-Bandara and inquired into the possibility of doing likewise at the House of Diyawanna.

Lucky exchange

Beware Green Em Pees! Your leader has deployed four of his blue eyed boys to keep track of the Greenish seniors who do not support the provincial pools in North Central and Sabaragamuwa. Knowing that they cannot win support from the seniors in the provinces, Jaha-naka now campaigns in Samaragamuwa while One Shot does it in the North Central.

Sporty Big-House

Maa-hinda, the V-jay from Matara disclosed a public secret at a ceremony organised to announce a sponsorship package for the Lankan Olympic contingent. Referring to Big-House who was the chief guest, V-jay said the sporting big boss is capable of playing any game and ending up as the undisputed champion.